I'll be honest, I didn't watch the semi-finals yesterday :$ *looks away ashamed* however this morning, like the patriotic member of the Maltese society I am, I directed myself to a (or is it "the" ? ) Eurovision Malta song website...found here
heart attack right in this blank space -->
Ok, I'm back to life...God that's an ugly site...I mean with all the money they spend on doing the actual show couldn't they spend some cash on creating a nice look of themselves online ? Anywho! navigating around the site I found a page with youtube links to all the songs in the semi-final this year..AHA!...would have been OK had it not be a direct capture from someone's telly sitting in the sitting room tuned onto Super One! I mean not that it would have been any better on Net ( I despise both), but atleast they should have been a direct capture of the event. Further more they are not all from the same user, so some are from La Qomna Qomna! if you prefer that kinda show...
KLINSMANNNNNNNN!!! *300 like shout*
Oh yeah, to make justice to the artists I started watching some of the bleeding videos...Some points we (me and my alter ego) would like to make:
Klinsmannnnnn, you need to learn how to mimic playing your guitar well..the chords should vibrate if you hit them hard enough (we know it's a recording sweet mummy's boy :) )
Mary Spiteri, please go get a facelift, wrap yourself in a bag and go live a normal life, you're past your sell by date, europe is cheap but not _THAT_ cheap
Klinsmannnnnn, get a hair cut - EMO -
Jean Claude somethingoranotherwhatsyourface - either the version of your song i watched was really bad or you were more out of sync than a Japanese technicolor cartoon!
Klinsmannnnnn, duuuude, guitar too low, arms too short, you look like you're in a fit to scratch your balls
Anyways, that's dealt with, I don't know who passed the rounds and I'm pretty sure I won't care to watch it anyway..And don't say I'm not patriotic...It's the love for my country and the pitying look from other european countries that leads me to this action...Italy! Good on you! on the other hand, Sanremo pffft!
Mewt!
6 comments:
Poor Klinsmann... what a sod :P
As for the rest of them, rather justified... and the website is horrible - for an entertainment show, that website sure is functional!
Good crusading, nonetheless :)
My God. The website looks like it was throw up, eaten by a pig, and then shat.
I stopped watching Eurovision crap two years ago. I even stopped watching it on BBC Prime where we at least had the pleasure of hearing Wogan make fun of it all.
Nah, now I know that Eurovision is the sort of thing that makes Americans think Europe is a country, we can't speak English, and that all our women have armpit hair. Can't blame them.
Those vidz are good entertainment :>
Its like watching a contest for the best "shaker".
Btw did you notice that the Composer and Lyricist are almost dominated by the same people?
won't even dare watching the vids... i'm already disgusted by the site let alone the bad performances we get every year (except ira losco's when she won... maybe).. meh anyway i'm not the type of guy who listens sucky commercial noises neway ;O
i still remember the feeling i got when ira losco put her hand in her dress...felt like all my wishes came true..then she pulled out glitters :(
lol... btw do these songs get worse exponentially? is there ANY slightest chance that music makes a move in the right direction in Malta?
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